If you, like some of us around here, are fans of 80’s synth pop, ‘Bizarre Love Triangle’ might have popped into your head when you saw the name of this brand spankin’ new pleasure piece from our friends at Satisfyer. It’s a great song, and you should listen to it, but not yet! First, we need to talk about this Love Triangle. Featuring a teeny tiny, totally travel-ready namesake shape, Satisfyer’s signature Air Pulse stimulation AND vibration, plus compatibility with the new Satisfyer Connect App, the Love Triangle Air Pulse Stimulator + Vibration is definitely not bizarre.
If zillions of giddy reviews are anything to go on (they are!), the Satisfyer sensation is completely unique and practically guarantees an orgasm or three. Ranging from gentle to greedy, a unique internal mechanism creates waves and pulses of positive and negative Air Pulse pressure that’s been described as ‘oral sex but more intense’ and ‘life-changing’, among other ecstatic accolades.
At home or away (this standout pleasure-giver is all you’ll need to get away from it all, trust us), eleven intensities of signature Air Pulse ecstasy wait to suck and throb while another eleven modes of vibration send you or your partner soaring over the orgasm edge in no time flat. If you’re keeping track of the math, that adds up to a total of 110 possible vibration/suction combinations. Though they can most certainly be used together, the vibration and Air Pulse functions operate separately, so you can perfectly curate your/their climax. Two simple buttons control each function. You’ll also notice a third button, which brings us to the incredible, the groundbreaking, the completely share-able Satisfyer Connect App.
Completely free and 100% secure, Satisfyer Connect literally (well, digitally!) connects partners, even while apart, plus, it grants access to millions of unique modes, vibration patterns and even music pairings. With the consent of another user, you’ll be able to control their compatible Satisfyer device and vice versa, even while you’re live video chatting – which is also a feature of Satisfyer Connect. Download it free from the App Store or Google Play, sign in, and discover all the Love Triangle can do.
Fully rechargeable, the Love Triangle powers up at any available USB port. 1.5 hours provides up to 90 minutes of continuous play.
In high quality body safe silicone and ABS plastic, the Love Triangle is easy to clean using warm soapy water, but you can also use a good toy care fluid/foam, if you like. This Satisfyer pleasure offering is compatible with any favourite water based lubricant, but please keep it away from silicone lubes and other silicone toys. Charge cord included.
The Love Triangle is IPX7 waterproof, and is safe for submersion up to about 3.2′ (1 meter) for no longer than 30 minutes.